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We have no time to train you;
you'll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers. |
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The person who used to have
this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the
ad. |
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After 3 years, we'll allow
you to fund your own 401(k) and, if you behave we'll give
you a 5 percent matching contribution. |
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| "COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT" |
| We have a lot of turnover. |
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| Guys in grey suits will bore you with tales of
squash and their weekends on yachts. |
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| We all listen to nutty motivational tapes. |
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| You'll be six months behind schedule on your
first day. |
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| Work 40 hours; get paid for 25. |
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| Anyone in the office can boss you around. |
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| We have no quality control. |
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| You'll need it to replace three people who just
left. |
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| You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. |
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| You'll have the responsibilities of a manager,
without the pay or respect. |
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| Management communicates, you listen, figure out
what they want and do. |
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| You whine, you're fired. |
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